The Bears Bear a Bare Kuma – Chapter 6

Xant: Speed level overwhelming


Chapter 6 – Bear-san Is Making A Guild Card. Occupation Is A Bear.

I decided to make a guild card after returning from the practice field.

「In order to register, I will need your name, date of birth and occupation, please.」

Helen, who finished the arrangement for medical treatment, received my registration.

A sense of weariness showed on her face.

I declare that this was not my fault.

「Date of birth?」

「Yes, it is necessary to verify the age.」

「The age itself is no good?」

「The age on the guild card won’t update without the date of birth.」

I see, if someone just gave their age, then they technically would be able to eternally stay 18.

However, what should I do about the date of birth?

My letters were from a different world, but hopefully it would be alright.

For the time being, I wrote 『Yuna』in Japanese.

I wrote the date of birth in Gregorian calendar format.

Helen saw this and said,

「So Yuna-san is 15 years old.」

It was conveyed properly.
As expected of a fantasy world.
Next was the occupation column.


「It will be helpful when someone wants to recruit companions for their request. It will serve as a reference.」


I reacted when I heard the word “Companions” but it was definitely not because I was a loner.
I’m saying, it definitely wasn’t because I don’t have any friends.
I have a few.
It isn’t zero.

I had once been a Magic Knight in the game.
Whenever I encountered monsters, I targeted their weaknesses, using magic against those with physical resistance and vice versa. I was able to use both magical and physical attacks because I was a Magic Knight.
Unfortunately, it had been pretty unpopular in parties because it was such an ambivalent occupation.
If you needed physical damage, a swordsman was better, and if you needed magic damage, a mage was better.
Therefore, I didn’t enter parties because it was a nuisance.
I don’t want to be recruited.

「It’s not necessary for me. Do I still have to write it?」

「It would be helpful if you could.」


Well, it was probably okay even if I wasn’t a magic knight anymore, but what was my occupation?
I couldn’t use magic and don’t have a sword. Martial artist?
It wasn’t like I didn’t want to write it, I just couldn’t.
I had a feeling that a voice from the heavens was saying that 『Bear』 was my occupation.

Name: Yuna
Date of Birth: Day XX Month XX Year 20XX

I ended up writing it.
Helen stared at me.
I wanted to finish this quickly, so I didn’t say anything.

「Then, please put your hand on this crystal plate.」

It was the same as the crystal they had at the gate.
It seemed to verify magic, but did magic differ from person to person?
Were the wavelengths of magical power different for each individual, like fingerprints?
While I was thinking about such things, Helen was operating the crystal plate.

「It takes a while to finish registering, so I will give you an explanation in the meantime. The Guild card automatically updates your information. Your Adventurer rank, the number of received requests, the content of the requests, the success and failure of the requests, and the currently registered request can all be seen in any Guild.」

I see, so it also records failures. It seems that a person with a lot of failures won’t be able to receive many requests.

「It doesn’t record the number of subjugated monsters?」

「No, it doesn’t. There’s no point.」


「Even if you bring a magic stone, there is no way to confirm if you defeated it by yourself or with 100 people. Therefore, we can’t measure the ability of a person this way.」

I see, there was no way to record the number of defeated enemies automatically, like in the game.
If it automatically recorded the subjugation of a dragon done with 10,000 other party members, there would be fights over who had dealt the finishing blow.
On the other hand, it would be pointless if all 10,000 people got the subjugation record.
It seems that you have to tell the guild about the success or failure of the request manually.

「I will explain the guild rankings next. The ranking begins at F and goes up to E, D, C, B, A and S. The ranking changes with the number of successes and failures of requests. Your rank won’t increase if you have too many failed requests, so please take only requests that match your current power. Also, your rank won’t increase if you keep taking requests of your rank.」

「What do you mean?」

「You can take requests from a rank higher than your own. Therefore, even if you, an F-rank, take hundreds of F-rank quests, your rank won’t increase.」

「You mean I have to successfully complete a higher rank request in order to increase my rank?」

「The guideline is about 10 requests. The guild will judge you after that.」

「What happens if I cooperate with someone of a higher rank to complete the request?」

「When you receive the request, everyone who is participating will need to submit their Guild card. If there is a person of higher rank amongst them, then we will raise the passing line.」

「That means?」

「The number of requests needed to rise in rank increases. When a C-rank adventurer helps a D-rank adventurer with a C-ranked request, the number of quests needed to increase their rank will be more than 20. If an S-rank adventurer helps, your rank won’t increase no matter how many requests you complete.」

「What happens when it’s done in secret?」

「I can’t respond to that. At that point it will become a problem of that person’s morality. However, there are some nobles who use that method.」

That meant that high ranking adventurers could be hired to increase your own rank.
It was probably expensive to employ a high ranking adventurer though, so it was most likely a method that was impossible for ordinary people to use.

「Lastly, this card can’t be used by anyone but Yuna-san. If you lose it, we will charge 10 silver coins to re-issue you a new one.」

She handed me a completed, silver card.
When I looked at the card,

Name: Yuna
Age: 15
Occupation: Bear
Adventurer rank: F
(Xant:…bear omfg)

This was the only information written on the card.
This receptionist really wrote that my occupation was Bear.
When I looked at Helen, she was laughing.

「Requests are posted on the boards over there. If you find a request to your liking, please bring it back to the reception desk.」

I saw a huge crowd around one of the request boards, but the other did not have anyone near it.

「That is?」

「That board is for high rank requests.」

I see.

「Would you like to ask anything else?」

「Not at the moment. If I have something to ask, I will come back.」

「Then, will you take a request today?」

「I intend to explore the town for a bit. I just came to this town yesterday after all.」

Fina was waiting for me outside when I parted with Helen.

「What’s wrong, Fina?」

「I was worried about you.」

「Ah! Sorry for making you worry. I was able to register properly, so it’s alright. So Fina, did you find any work?」

「I didn’t. Most adventurers are able to do the skinning themselves. You can make more money if you do it yourself, so there aren’t many monsters that aren’t skinned yet.」

「Is that so?」

I didn’t want to do the skinning myself though.
Even if I would make less money, I had no intention of doing it myself.
I had my Bear box. When I defeated a monster, I could put it into the box whole.
In the first place, skinning animals and monsters wasn’t something a hikikomori like me could do.
I stroked Fina’s head and wanted to part ways, but I gave up that idea.

「Ah, yeah. You are free right?」

「Yes, I don’t have any other work.」

「I don’t know how much you earn in a day but…won’t you show me around the town? I’ll give you a silver coin and lunch as a reward.」

「That’s too much. It was too much yesterday as well. A 10 year old child can’t earn a silver coin a day.」

「Then today is special. If you don’t accept, you won’t find any other work in this city.」

I gently stroked her head.
I didn’t have a sister, but if I had one, would it feel like this?

「Big sis Yuna, thank you.」

「Well then, let’s go. First, why don’t you take me to a good weapon shop?」

I wanted to complete one of my objectives, so I asked Fina to guide me to a weapons shop.



40 thoughts on “The Bears Bear a Bare Kuma – Chapter 6

      1. Pretty sure Yuna was female originally in her previous world as well, though now that I say it I start questioning if that was the case could be I’m reading too many novels at once


          1. Definitely was a girl prior to coming to this world, for the most part she looks like she did in real life, to quote chapter 4
            “The face reflected in the mirror was my real face.
            The outline was the same as the in-game face, but my hairstyle and hair color were different.
            I had silver-colored twintails in the game.
            The mirror showed long, straight black hair that had grown to the waist. I was a hikikomori, so I didn’t go to troublesome places like beauty salons. Because of that, my hair had gradually grown long.
            Since having a hairstyle was also troublesome, it had remained straight.
            My real face, hair color, and hairstyle were reflected in the mirror.
            My in-game height had also been raised by approximately 10cm from my real height. However, when I checked my height, it was, without a doubt, my real height.”

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  1. My favorite part is how you have all these heart-warming or momentous moments… and then realize it’s happening in the bear suit… and pfffffft

    Now she realizes that her bear puppets are cursed items of Anri-sama fame!!! (I hope) Thanks so much for all your hard work!!


  2. MrBobo

    Any chance you could set up tags or categories for the different series? That way WordPress will make RSS feeds for each. Right now everything is uncategorized.


  3. superdbgtfan

    I have come to like these stories that break the template, although i definitely prefer how Yobidasa Reta Satsuriku-sha dealt with the guild problem.


  4. ♪ɱἇᴌįᵰᶵờờᶵṩ♪

    I would really like to see this get turned into an animation of some sort so I can see the fighting scene with her in her bear outfit. xD


  5. Insanityplea

    Thanks Translators! Also Editors!! And Raw getters if they are around!

    O_O Author, does it know…a slang meaning of “Bear” in the States is a big (physically large, either fat or just big n muscly) homosexual male?

    Prolly not, huh?

    Also this “God” has some issues. Coming from someone with issues, you can take it to the bank.

    No but seriously, “Occupation: Bear” made me freeze cause the above was the first thing to pop into my head. GoGo Random Word Association!


  6. Didn’t she just like defeated 10 D rank adventurers at the same time? So she’s obviously atleast C or higher rank no matter how you look at it… Why don’t they just start her from C rank? If it’s proof they want it’s the biggest proof they could get with their own eyes already… Like she said people like nobles already cheat the guild to raise their rank and it’s obviously pointless for her to do F or D level missions so why not just bend the rules a bit for her favor… I don’t like how this whole fight was practically pointless… Yes it was supposed to be a pointless fight but it would also be nice for them to start her from C rank directly because of the stupid fight… Atleast it would give the fight a purpose instead of being completely useless… Hope the receptionist guides her in the right path so she starts directly from C or even higher if the C level mission seems too easy…


  7. Animelover

    My only problem with this is that she can’t use old Magic Knight class… because she only gains super human strength and agility with the costume. Or am I wrong?


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